The Unforgiving Minute

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Dear Phone,

Why is it that when I type things out on your itty bitty keyboard with my big fat thumbs, autocorrect will choose the wrong word approximately 86% of the time, AND YET, when I use that swype feature where I just drag my finger around in a lazy and altogether unintelligible manner, you somehow READ MY FLIPPING MIND?

Sincerely,

Pudgy Phalanges

Posted on Monday, October 3 2011. Tagged with: open letters
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