Dear Phone,
Why is it that when I type things out on your itty bitty keyboard with my big fat thumbs, autocorrect will choose the wrong word approximately 86% of the time, AND YET, when I use that swype feature where I just drag my finger around in a lazy and altogether unintelligible manner, you somehow READ MY FLIPPING MIND?
Sincerely,
Pudgy Phalanges
We are far too young and clever
