The Unforgiving Minute

Hey you guys.  YOU GUYS!  Stop looking at pictures of cats for a second, ok?  This is important.  These two gorgeous people are getting married in less than 24 days! 

You have no idea how excited I am.  NOT EVEN YOU MARRIED PEOPLE!  Three weeks from today I will have arrived on the beautiful west coast and will be back in the arms of the woman I love.  It’s been “only” three months or so since I’ve seen her last, but now the time seems to be passing

oh…

so…

…slowly.

BUT

I have a ring (well, two, technically.  I haven’t proposed yet per se.  Do you think she’ll say no?  That would suck), and she has a dress, and we’re getting a cake and EVERYTHING!  All that wedding jazz that people go crazy for.  I AM GETTING ALL OF IT IN < 4weeks!

I am sorry that essentially none of the people reading this are invited.  If I could bring you all, I would.  But airfare is expensive, so trust me, you’re getting off lucky.  You’re welcome.

The point: I am excited about being a husband.  A husband.  It blows my mind just to write it out.  23 days!

Ok, you can now go back to your cat pictures.