Hey you guys. YOU GUYS! Stop looking at pictures of cats for a second, ok? This is important. These two gorgeous people are getting married in less than 24 days!
You have no idea how excited I am. NOT EVEN YOU MARRIED PEOPLE! Three weeks from today I will have arrived on the beautiful west coast and will be back in the arms of the woman I love. It’s been “only” three months or so since I’ve seen her last, but now the time seems to be passing
oh…
so…
…slowly.
BUT
I have a ring (well, two, technically. I haven’t proposed yet per se. Do you think she’ll say no? That would suck), and she has a dress, and we’re getting a cake and EVERYTHING! All that wedding jazz that people go crazy for. I AM GETTING ALL OF IT IN < 4weeks!
I am sorry that essentially none of the people reading this are invited. If I could bring you all, I would. But airfare is expensive, so trust me, you’re getting off lucky. You’re welcome.
The point: I am excited about being a husband. A husband. It blows my mind just to write it out. 23 days!
Ok, you can now go back to your cat pictures.